About us

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Collectively, the following is true for at least some members of our team:

• In the top 99% of the graduating class

• Undefeated in chess against Magnus Carlson

• Always stayed vegan between meals

• Was once the youngest person on Earth

• Never forgotten anything as far as I remember

• Won every staring contest against every mirror

• Never been refused for a date with myself

• Joint world record holder for single player hide and seek

• Am now the oldest I have ever been

• Nothing has ever managed to kill me before